Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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