- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

can you pass the soap?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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