- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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