- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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