Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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