- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

My spelling is horrible

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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