Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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