- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??