- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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