- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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