Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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ask me if im a door yes

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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your mum

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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