- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why? Why not?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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