- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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