- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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