What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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