How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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