how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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