- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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