- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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