- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

u know whats a crime? rape

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Ain't idn't a word.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Your mom went to college

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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