Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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