- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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