- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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