What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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dallen loves penis

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