- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

i dont fisish anythi

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A Chinese man fails a math test

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A house comes around the corner.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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