Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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