- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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