How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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