My mom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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