- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Tunechi

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Yes

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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