- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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