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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Hail Hitler

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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