- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

This is my favorite antijoke.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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