why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Eric is gay Ha

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