what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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