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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A house comes around the corner.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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