- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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