- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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