I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An anti-joke

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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