One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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