A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Japan

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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