A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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