How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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