what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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