- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Andoni was here

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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