What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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