i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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tea with milk?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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