- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

school homewrok

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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