- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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