What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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