Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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My cat just died.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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