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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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