What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Anti Joke

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