Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

i hate non minorities!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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