Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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