- Anti Joke

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.