- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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