- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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