What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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