- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

I hate blackniggers

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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