- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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