- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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