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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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