What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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