If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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