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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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