- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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