Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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