Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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