- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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