How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Anti Joke

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