- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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