Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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someone called someone else a frog

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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black chicken. kfc

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Anti Joke

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