What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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quantum physics?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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