To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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