In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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