What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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