What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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