There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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