What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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this website is a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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