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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Matthew Wyckoff

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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