why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Sex

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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