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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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