- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

You idiot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Peas

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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