Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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