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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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