- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock Knock Come in

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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