- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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