- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm hard

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

roses are red poo is poo

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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