knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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