- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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