Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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knock knock who's there ?

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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