Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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