I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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