I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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