- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what kind of dog can tiptoe

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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