How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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