- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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