Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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