- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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