- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

richard is fag

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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