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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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