Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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