- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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