What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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