How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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#Getweird

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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