A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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