- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Your big dick.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Gay rights.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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