- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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