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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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