Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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