- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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