Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Get on the boat.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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