- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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