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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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