Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your girlfriend.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A women left the kitchen.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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