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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A house comes around the corner.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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