Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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