- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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