- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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