Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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