- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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