- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Your mom went to college

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ain't idn't a word.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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