Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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