- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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