- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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