- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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