- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

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