What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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