Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A hill billy went fishing

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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