- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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