- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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