- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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