Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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