- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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