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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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