- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Jebron Lames.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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