- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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