- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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