- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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