Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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