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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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